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Kenyans voted ugliest in Africa..what the heck?

A friend of mine forwarded the following article to me which I found very interesting, hope it doesn’t break your ribs!!!!!!!!!

Kenyans were last weekend voted the funniest looking people in Africa .
With 48 participating nations in the Annual Most Beautiful People of
Africa
Awards, held at the Gregor Theatre in Bloemfontein SA, Kenya took the
last position, dislodging Zambia and reclaiming the title it held in 2000.
It posted 7pts out of a possible 540. The top position was taken by
Rwanda , followed by Cameroon and then Ethiopia as second runner up. The
last three positions were Kenya at 48, Zambia at 47, then Gabon , at 46.
The judges said they gave their points based on presentation, physical
appearance, grooming, communication and other areas. They say that Kikuyu
women and Luo men pose the most weird features.

Read this:

"Women from the Kikuyu community have small legs, totally no figures, and a little
exaggerated heads. They lack good behinds and those who have them look
like
inflated balloons. They are shaped like pyramids turned upside down. A
big upper frame and an almost invisible lower bit.

Luo men on the other side have distorted facial features..say big lips and
huge noses or should we call them knobs.

Kikuyu men are also un proportional, and most of them are stunted.
They walk leaning forward. Plus they have long rusty teeth."

"Those from Kisii Districts are small people, the average Kenyan man will stop growing
at 5'2"...5'4" tops.

Kisii men have mango shaped heads, and bowed legs, a feature also common
in their Luhya counterparts."
He goes on to describe Kalenjins as "Funny
little pitch black emaciated fellows, raking in millions from the track.
However long they'll remain in Europe , their features never
improve".
"Nandis will have rounded foreheads and thin, long arms". While
occupants at the coast province are said to have "Wide faces, almost like
a widescreen telly, especially taitas, and durumas"

Luhyas are the most weird creatures on earth. Men have very big noses and
big lips while their partners have big funny looking hips and legs like
those of animals.

"Kenyans do not know the meaning of good grooming" The writer says. "The
women hate their dark skins and opt for mercury bleaches which mess them
up. The result: A scary (unpigmented) light face, black legs, and a black
back". As much as the Kenyan accent, of standard English is admired,
"there's too much mother tongue interference, common in Merus, Kisiis, and
Kikuyus". While Luos were pointed out to be suffering from chronic
'braggartitis'.

The research funded by the institute of Primate Research
at the University of St. Kenkley , also noted that Kenyan men are very
marketable in the Kimberely area of SA and parts of the Gauteng region.
Reason, they are big, hopeless spenders. Moral lesson, "Be careful dating
a Kenyan online." Accepting the Award Ambassador Kinya, complained of
biased judging. Also present were dignitaries from all around Africa

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Permalink Reply by Erycoh on November 29, 2008 at 1:25am

True true....

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Permalink Reply by njoroge on May 28, 2008 at 1:41am

NOT MEEEEEEE

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Permalink Reply by phoebe n on June 5, 2008 at 1:09am

manze that was too harsh and hurting to be true. but, We are all fearfully and wonderfully made by our creator and he saw to it that we are beautiful na tunajivunia kuwa wakenya halisi wala sio bandia. ukiwaona hao zijathropus or should we call them dryopithecus or apes

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Permalink Reply by hilda njeri on June 8, 2008 at 10:34pm

They are just haters.First we dont bleach ourselves Zaire women do it.Kikuyus women are so beautiful...all of us actually.The world would be empty without us.

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Permalink Reply by kenyan chiqa on February 6, 2009 at 7:31pm

hilda i feel you on dat mama!!

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Permalink Reply by richard mango on June 11, 2008 at 6:05am

nani kama m-kenya those jamaas i think ni wivu.am proud to be a kenyan.

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Permalink Reply by Sharry on November 29, 2008 at 12:29pm

Seriously!!! niaje walisahau waliberia, lazima i speek of their feet.so large they can hold a phone with them,i aint hating im just saying as it is.what about westis and their exxagerated olfactory features i mean noses. I say these guys need to visit the streets of Nai...im a mama i went back home n for real twas an eye opener kenyan mamas are BEAUTIFUL!!! oh n the guys too.

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Permalink Reply by tobiek on November 29, 2008 at 7:27pm

What the hek is that article???????? I guess it's just some Kenyan trying to make humour about all Kenyans and to make us cheka, so hhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!but, please consider those that take things personal, cos they might start hating on oter Africans. I believe beauty is in many forms-big noses(knobes), thick lips, exerggerated foreheads, kyuk legs, lunje legs and thighs and the list goes onnnnnnnnnnn-so just laugh about it and don't take-it personal!
Cheers!