Kenyanizer
connecting Kenyans home and abroad.
Kenyans voted ugliest in Africa..what the heck?
A friend of mine forwarded the following article to me which I found very interesting, hope it doesn’t break your ribs!!!!!!!!!
Kenyans were last weekend voted the funniest looking people in Africa .
With 48 participating nations in the Annual Most Beautiful People of
Africa
Awards, held at the Gregor Theatre in Bloemfontein SA, Kenya took the
last position, dislodging Zambia and reclaiming the title it held in 2000.
It posted 7pts out of a possible 540. The top position was taken by
Rwanda , followed by Cameroon and then Ethiopia as second runner up. The
last three positions were Kenya at 48, Zambia at 47, then Gabon , at 46.
The judges said they gave their points based on presentation, physical
appearance, grooming, communication and other areas. They say that Kikuyu
women and Luo men pose the most weird features.
Read this:
"Women from the Kikuyu community have small legs, totally no figures, and a little
exaggerated heads. They lack good behinds and those who have them look
like
inflated balloons. They are shaped like pyramids turned upside down. A
big upper frame and an almost invisible lower bit.
Luo men on the other side have distorted facial features..say big lips and
huge noses or should we call them knobs.
Kikuyu men are also un proportional, and most of them are stunted.
They walk leaning forward. Plus they have long rusty teeth."
"Those from Kisii Districts are small people, the average Kenyan man will stop growing
at 5'2"...5'4" tops.
Kisii men have mango shaped heads, and bowed legs, a feature also common
in their Luhya counterparts."
He goes on to describe Kalenjins as "Funny
little pitch black emaciated fellows, raking in millions from the track.
However long they'll remain in Europe , their features never
improve".
"Nandis will have rounded foreheads and thin, long arms". While
occupants at the coast province are said to have "Wide faces, almost like
a widescreen telly, especially taitas, and durumas"
Luhyas are the most weird creatures on earth. Men have very big noses and
big lips while their partners have big funny looking hips and legs like
those of animals.
"Kenyans do not know the meaning of good grooming" The writer says. "The
women hate their dark skins and opt for mercury bleaches which mess them
up. The result: A scary (unpigmented) light face, black legs, and a black
back". As much as the Kenyan accent, of standard English is admired,
"there's too much mother tongue interference, common in Merus, Kisiis, and
Kikuyus". While Luos were pointed out to be suffering from chronic
'braggartitis'.
The research funded by the institute of Primate Research
at the University of St. Kenkley , also noted that Kenyan men are very
marketable in the Kimberely area of SA and parts of the Gauteng region.
Reason, they are big, hopeless spenders. Moral lesson, "Be careful dating
a Kenyan online." Accepting the Award Ambassador Kinya, complained of
biased judging. Also present were dignitaries from all around Africa
Kenyans were last weekend voted the funniest looking people in Africa .
With 48 participating nations in the Annual Most Beautiful People of
Africa
Awards, held at the Gregor Theatre in Bloemfontein SA, Kenya took the
last position, dislodging Zambia and reclaiming the title it held in 2000.
It posted 7pts out of a possible 540. The top position was taken by
Rwanda , followed by Cameroon and then Ethiopia as second runner up. The
last three positions were Kenya at 48, Zambia at 47, then Gabon , at 46.
The judges said they gave their points based on presentation, physical
appearance, grooming, communication and other areas. They say that Kikuyu
women and Luo men pose the most weird features.
Read this:
"Women from the Kikuyu community have small legs, totally no figures, and a little
exaggerated heads. They lack good behinds and those who have them look
like
inflated balloons. They are shaped like pyramids turned upside down. A
big upper frame and an almost invisible lower bit.
Luo men on the other side have distorted facial features..say big lips and
huge noses or should we call them knobs.
Kikuyu men are also un proportional, and most of them are stunted.
They walk leaning forward. Plus they have long rusty teeth."
"Those from Kisii Districts are small people, the average Kenyan man will stop growing
at 5'2"...5'4" tops.
Kisii men have mango shaped heads, and bowed legs, a feature also common
in their Luhya counterparts."
He goes on to describe Kalenjins as "Funny
little pitch black emaciated fellows, raking in millions from the track.
However long they'll remain in Europe , their features never
improve".
"Nandis will have rounded foreheads and thin, long arms". While
occupants at the coast province are said to have "Wide faces, almost like
a widescreen telly, especially taitas, and durumas"
Luhyas are the most weird creatures on earth. Men have very big noses and
big lips while their partners have big funny looking hips and legs like
those of animals.
"Kenyans do not know the meaning of good grooming" The writer says. "The
women hate their dark skins and opt for mercury bleaches which mess them
up. The result: A scary (unpigmented) light face, black legs, and a black
back". As much as the Kenyan accent, of standard English is admired,
"there's too much mother tongue interference, common in Merus, Kisiis, and
Kikuyus". While Luos were pointed out to be suffering from chronic
'braggartitis'.
The research funded by the institute of Primate Research
at the University of St. Kenkley , also noted that Kenyan men are very
marketable in the Kimberely area of SA and parts of the Gauteng region.
Reason, they are big, hopeless spenders. Moral lesson, "Be careful dating
a Kenyan online." Accepting the Award Ambassador Kinya, complained of
biased judging. Also present were dignitaries from all around Africa
Tags: africa, kenyans, ugliest, ugly, voted, votes
Views: 4
Replies to This Discussion
-
Permalink Reply by Gideon boot on -
I agree with the voters, entirely.
-
Permalink Reply by Gideon boot on
-
lol, I meant the headline, Kenyans VOTED ugliest in the Dec 27th 07 elections, haha, got you. mazee they almost got me too.
-
Permalink Reply by mroro on -
beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder...who cares what all the haters think?
-
Permalink Reply by natty(staff) on -
hahaha..i have now heard from two people asking what number sudan was..mazee wacheni kuhate wasudanese...lol..hahaha. Just accept the judges final decisions.. mwingine aliniambia majudge ni wa TZ wote ati wa TZ watuchate sisi wakenya..enyewe hao majudge wanafaa wathink twice about hiyo
-
Permalink Reply by Life and Blessed on -
Its true what mroro said...Whoever said Kenyans are ugly,they are the ugliest because a dog talkes with a dog but if u call someone a dog,u are the biggest...Beauty lies on the eyes of the beholder...Those juges or whoever set this up,is the ugliest....Kenyans got looks...Don't hate,appriciate
-
Permalink Reply by Swaleh on -
I am still as proud as ever to be a Kenyan, no matter what they say, who cares about their opinion ?
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" ... Eleanor Roosevelt
-
Permalink Reply by CHAIRMAN MUNGIKI on -
lol FAITH i agree what about Sudan,Chad,Nigeria and them funny lookin mofos in the west,
money was poured fuck my Kenyan mbotch is Fly and so is Martha Karua.....lol
-
Permalink Reply by natty(staff) on
-
you mean all the other kenyans on nesstv agree with this? wow...na wakenya hujipa jo.
Hot Topics
Dancehall Artist Busy Signal Arrested in Jamaica, Faces Extradition to the US
Started by natty(staff) in Entertainment on Friday.
Camp Mulla nominated for 2012 BET Awards
Started by natty(staff) in Entertainment May 22.
New Music Alert: The Longombas, Kanja the Afrikaan King - angel
Started by natty(staff) in Entertainment May 22.
Former KTN’s Tero (New Esther Arunga) bounces back! 1 Reply
Started by natty(staff) in Entertainment. Last reply by Matana Junior May 21.
BIG BROTHER AFRICA 7: DAY 10 - Drunk Prezzo Fights Ghanian DKB
Started by natty(staff) in Entertainment May 17.
Events
-
AFRICAN SIFA NIGHT
June 29, 2012 from 5pm to 10pm – AL NOOR SCHOOL HALL AL BARSHA, KINGS REVIVAL CHURCH INTERNATIONAL, DUBAI
ALL WILL BE PRAISING AND WORSHIPING THE LORD
Organized by Matana Junior | Type: sifa night
© 2012 Created by Kenyanizer.
